moshimoshi ioi (reverse enginereed from 101)

upon gartblue request, i will indulge. well, being a newbie, i hope i won't cause so much chaos and destruction as the power puff girls did when they first learned to play tag in the power puff movie :).

the ioi is for somebody who pronounced the ioi mall as 101 mall when it opened and it was quite funny when he said it, became a long time joke for a while. here goes,

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

mosh – first conceived when i was in form 1 in sekolah menengah jalan stesen, kuala kangsar. nothing to do with me being a rocker or anything like that. just a combination of my names
*deleted* – family calls me this, malu nak sebut . but don't get any ideas. not like adik ke, baby ke, bucuk ke or anything like that. just a shorter form of my real name
mohamad - one omputeh lecturer called me this when i explained to him that mohd does not rhyme with load but actually a shorter version of mohamad. never used by other people that i ignored him a few times before realising that he was talking to me!!!


THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:

moshimoshi - the latest one, currently gaining fame in the efx2 world
moshie.kudus - definitely a clear act of deception
suhairims - my current ym, gmail and company email account screen names. ym and gmail all migrated from the moshie.kudus to cause less embarrassment when given to people

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
i am so conceited so this one is difficult so i'll try my best

small feet?!! - you know the misconception that people associate the feet to some male anatomy? ;) in fact can almost fit into wifey's shoes! my feet, i mean
myopia and astigmatism - long gone were the days when could fall asleep while watching tv, clearly!!!
spare tyres?!! - have none *in denial mode*

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:

malay of course - can't say tiru anybody because has to be true
bugis - mum had some bugis blood in her, according to her
somewhere in sumatra - from father's side. thicker than mom's side coz paternal grandfather apparently went back and forth melaka and sumatra while fishing

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

my lady boss - maybe shouldn't comment too much in case she found out about this blog
losing this tag thingy while typing it - *sigh* this is so difficult to do with the very low bandwidth we're getting in the office
bini - bukan takut, sayang!!! (the usual escape clause)

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

clean toilets for big business - i'm one of those at-least-once-a-day kind of guy
internet access - now that i'm possessed by this blog thingy
coffee definitely - refer to item no 1


THREE OF YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESIONS:

my manhood - god, what would i be without them?!
my family - i'm too domesticated to my own liking. though some human right activists would be screaming that your family is not your possession
my wedding ring - the amethyst encrusted silver ring somehow managed to stick with me despite my absentmindedness. once i dropped it at a mamak shop during lunch and yet the mamak actually passed the ring to my office mate to be returned to me!!!

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
not wearing anything right now so this is even trickier :D

glasses - or else won't be able to type this into the blog. so very rabun. gave up on contacts long time ago. too much hassle.
selipar jepun - nak gi sembahyang jumaat dah nih, did i hear the second azan in the background?
blue dockers - the only thing i bought for myself when i went to the us the other day


THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:

zainal abidin in hijau
metallica - once upon a time
maroon 5 - very catchy, aren't they?



THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS:
don't usually remember song's name but if you have any problem recognizing any, can sing to you but can't promise much though

dealova – once dewa i think, these indon bands really are getting me starting to listen to malay songs again
more than words – extreme (have to agree with gartblue with this one, everlasting jiwang song. used to be able to play this but abandoned the guitar long time ago)
relaku pujuk - spider

THREE THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAVE BUT WHICH YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT NOW:

huge manor - something like the craft manor in lara croft movie where you have your private forest reserve with creeks and lakes for horse-riding but wait, i have to learn horse riding first
flying license - and light plane to boot with it
third baby - all my soldiers still mati syahid, belum ada yang survive lagi

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:

trust and caring - read sex
intelligent conversation - with sex afterwards
and sex of course

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
in the order of preference initially, priorities could change later

sights - has to be easy on the eyes, of course
smells - with my ultra-sensitive nose bud, can't stand less-than-affable smells
the third answer is a give-away for any guys i'd imagine- boobies, without doubt

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:

read
blog - just acquired hobby
dig out my corns

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

finish this tag thingy - why la so many questions??!!!
sleep - blog-induced sleep deprivation
find that metallica song theotheraj blogged about

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:

alaska - love the dramatic landscape. but need to buy good digital camera first. dslr would be nice
pulau sipadan, perhentian, etc - would love to dive but no license yet. guess have to be content with snorkelling
brazil - copacabana beach!!! need i say more?

THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:

alyssa
amelya
allyna - was the name of a girl that i had a crush on during student days but couldn't name my daughter that hence alyssa

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
other than the mandatory requirements of 5-times-a-prayer, hajj etc

skydiving and scuba diving - will do this one day. hope won't be too old by then
see children grow and jadi orang - all parents' wish
solve this men are from mars, women from venus thingy - for the benefit of mankind, definitely more important that proving that unified theory of general relativity

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL A WOMAN, WIFE AND MOTHER:

i am?

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY MAN, HUSBAND AND FATHER:

membebel apasal lambat siap ni?!!! - especially nak balik kampung, being urged by wifey pergi siap while she's busy packing up the bags, preparing the children and clearing up the mess, after the half hour shower with all things ready to go except for her, still nak tanya apasal tak siap lagi ni? esh lambat betoi orang pompuan ni nak bersiap!! :)
kind of difficult to convince me that i'm wrong even when i am - wifey kind of gave up on that already
alyssa requires my smelly armpit to serenade her to sleep - not that smelly, thanks to slowstick

phew!!! there you go. i guess now i have to tag somebody, don't i? ok, since dory whom has met me has been keeping quite for a while and gartblue has taken away all the people that i know personally in this blog world, i'll pass the baton to have left comments on my blog, the tag goes to lazydaisy, futuredoc and famygirl. at least it gives me a chance to know you guys better. ondeonde just had one so she escapes the leash, for now